Throw it all awayLets lose ourselvesCause theres no one left for us to blameIts a shame we're all dyingAnd do you think you deserve your freedomHow could you send us all far away from homeWhen you know damn well that this is wrongI would still lay down my life for youAnd do you think you deserve your freedomNo I dont think you doTheres no justice in the worldTheres no justice in the worldAnd there never was
muse
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
life on mars
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=509693&in_page_id=1770
beyler, akin nam-i diger kurt'un yillardir arada bir bizlerle paylastigi bir uyarisi vardir:"bu hayatta hic beklemedigimiz buyuk felaketlere hazirlikli olun" diye..bu haberi okurken aklima geldi sizlerle paylasmak geldi icimden ..bir de su marduk olayi vardi 2012 miydi neydi,noldu o olaya ya?gundemden biraz dustu sanirim..acaba bir baglantisi var mi?bu mars'ta harbiden yasayan biseyler varsa baya ironik olmaz mi bu arada?
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
pazar aksamlari vol.2
ya ben bu parlament sinema kulubunde
"baby i would all my life" diyo diye dusunup hic bi anlam veremiyodum...
"Hey, I've looked All my Life for you
And now you're here" imis meger
baya salak bi sarkiydi bu arada
"baby i would all my life" diyo diye dusunup hic bi anlam veremiyodum...
"Hey, I've looked All my Life for you
And now you're here" imis meger
baya salak bi sarkiydi bu arada
Monday, January 14, 2008
Antu ve Mitoloji
Antu'yu kesfettigimden beri gulmek icin kullanmisimdir. Bilmeyenler icin Antu fenerbahce taraftar sitesi. Bir de tabi sitenin forum bolumu var. Antu'nun bir spor klubunun taraftar forumu oldugunu unutan insanlar olsa gerek Antu'da mitoloji tartismak istediklerine karar vermisler.
Buyrun size link: http://forum2007.antu.com/KonuOkuZiyaretci.aspx?gID=82&fID=11&kID=2463&sayfa=1&cevap=5
Okuyun, okuyun gulun. Ozellikle 29.12.2007 tarihinde Burak Çetin tarafından yazılanı okuyunca patladim. Bastan sona okumaya deger.
Buyrun size link: http://forum2007.antu.com/KonuOkuZiyaretci.aspx?gID=82&fID=11&kID=2463&sayfa=1&cevap=5
Okuyun, okuyun gulun. Ozellikle 29.12.2007 tarihinde Burak Çetin tarafından yazılanı okuyunca patladim. Bastan sona okumaya deger.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
pazar aksamları neden moraller sıfır olur?(kısa film sinopsis)
zorlu bir cuma cumartesi dagılmacası yasayan bir istanbul sakini kendisiyle girdigi şiddetli vicdan muharebesinden saglam cıkamaz.Kahramınımızın icinde bulundugu kaotik-anksiyite ruh hali isleri daha da icinden cıkılmaz bir hale sokmaktadır...
akilli ol uefa - herkes akilli olsun
Beyler bunu biliyo musunuz? ben yeni rastladim... UEFA'yi aldigimiz sezonun ortalarinda UEFA'ya yazilmis bir e-mail:
sir,
are you from fenerbahçe or from besiktas, the turkish other football teams.they are our together & forever competitors. you say that turkish can not come to the match. but we must come!the supporters are the twelweth player in a team,why are we playing with one player absent!
we protest you! as you know english police still carry no gun,and they say that they can not protect turkish from the holigans!so why are they still not carrying guns.everybody must be clever! if no turkish for the match,then why are we not making the match in a sideless stadium. galatasaray will take the cup anyway,we are just protesting.this is only protesto but if no protesto is enough we know other ways.
uefa must be clever. ... everyone must be clever. ...
sir,
are you from fenerbahçe or from besiktas, the turkish other football teams.they are our together & forever competitors. you say that turkish can not come to the match. but we must come!the supporters are the twelweth player in a team,why are we playing with one player absent!
we protest you! as you know english police still carry no gun,and they say that they can not protect turkish from the holigans!so why are they still not carrying guns.everybody must be clever! if no turkish for the match,then why are we not making the match in a sideless stadium. galatasaray will take the cup anyway,we are just protesting.this is only protesto but if no protesto is enough we know other ways.
uefa must be clever. ... everyone must be clever. ...
nabza gore serbet
Sergey Vladimirovich Mikhalkov adli zat 1913 dogumlu, hikayesi soyle...
1942: 29 yasindayken bir sekilde Stalin'in dikkatini cekiyor, Stalin SSCB milli marsinin sozlerini yazmasini istemis... Bu versiyonda Stalin'e fazla sayida referans varmis.
1953: Stalin oldukten sonra destalinizasyon kapsaminda mars, sozleri okunmadan kullanilmaya baslaniyor.
1970: Icinde Stalin gecmeyen yeni sozleri yaziyor, 1977'de anca onaylaniyor, 1991'e kadar mars bu sozler ile kullaniliyor.
1991: Yeltsin marsi iptal ediyor.
2000: Putin marsi geri cekiyor, Mikhalkov 87 yasindayken mars icin tekrar yeni sozler yaziyor.
30 yilda bir milli marsa soz yaz - tam milli sair... sergen yalcin hareketleri gibi olmus ama abininki...
1942: 29 yasindayken bir sekilde Stalin'in dikkatini cekiyor, Stalin SSCB milli marsinin sozlerini yazmasini istemis... Bu versiyonda Stalin'e fazla sayida referans varmis.
1953: Stalin oldukten sonra destalinizasyon kapsaminda mars, sozleri okunmadan kullanilmaya baslaniyor.
1970: Icinde Stalin gecmeyen yeni sozleri yaziyor, 1977'de anca onaylaniyor, 1991'e kadar mars bu sozler ile kullaniliyor.
1991: Yeltsin marsi iptal ediyor.
2000: Putin marsi geri cekiyor, Mikhalkov 87 yasindayken mars icin tekrar yeni sozler yaziyor.
30 yilda bir milli marsa soz yaz - tam milli sair... sergen yalcin hareketleri gibi olmus ama abininki...
Saturday, January 12, 2008
elivacivokke
Maykil konserini biraz kenarda da olsa en on siradan izlemis olmak pek sevindiriciydi. Akin arkadasimiz ise tum konser boyunca sahneyi gayet ortadan goren bir noktadaydi. Neyse, Smooth Criminal calmaya basladi, egilecekleri zaman geldi, cadimsi bisey maytapli bi ip cevirmeye basladi falan, Maykil ile danscilari da sahnenin en kenarina gidip egildiler. Ekranda zaten film hilelerinin oldugu, konserlerde de baska turlu yaniltici efektler oldugu soylenirdi. Ben kenarda oldugumdan cok iyi takip edemedim ama konser sonrasinda Akin cadinin yanan ipiyle dikkatleri baska yone cektigini ve bu arada da heriflerin baya bi yalandan egildiklerini soylemisti. Neyse herif patentini almis, noluyo acaba patentini alinca baskasi yapamiyo mu nedir?U.S. Patent No. 5,255,452 filed by Jackson describing the anti-gravity lean:
teo-dor
teo sorunsalının aslinda su ana kadar bu blogda nasil hala gundeme gelmedigine sasiriyor olsamda artik bu gidishata dur demenin vakti geldi de gecti.aslında bu blogun adı teodor bile olabilirdi.
neyse adamcagiza kotu davranmak icin birisi 'a-rakci teo' diye bir youtube videosu hazirlamis....bazilari baya benziyo gercekten..
bu arada serdar ortac'in veya baska bir abinin bir vecizesi vardi 'muzikte zaten yedi tane nota vardir ister istemez butun sarklar birbirine benzer' diye yillar once arakcilik suclamalarina karsi benimde aklima geldi bu muhtesem ozdeyis.
herseye ragmen iyisiyle kotusuyle biz yine de teoyu seviyoruz.
teodor teodor
i adore i adore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYLTJ0kW_5o
neyse adamcagiza kotu davranmak icin birisi 'a-rakci teo' diye bir youtube videosu hazirlamis....bazilari baya benziyo gercekten..
bu arada serdar ortac'in veya baska bir abinin bir vecizesi vardi 'muzikte zaten yedi tane nota vardir ister istemez butun sarklar birbirine benzer' diye yillar once arakcilik suclamalarina karsi benimde aklima geldi bu muhtesem ozdeyis.
herseye ragmen iyisiyle kotusuyle biz yine de teoyu seviyoruz.
teodor teodor
i adore i adore
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYLTJ0kW_5o
Friday, January 11, 2008
bulent
Beyler kucuk kuklanin adi Bulent... Ben hatirlamiyorum Susam seyretmeyi birakmistim velet ciktiginda ama adinin Bulent olmasi cok komik...
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
good pricing
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Friday, January 4, 2008
Australian Tourism Website Q&A
Australian Tourism WebsiteThe questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have an excellent sense of humour. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not..
oh forget it. ..... Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? ( UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday
night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK )
A: You're a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? ( France)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not..
oh forget it. ..... Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? ( UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday
night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK )
A: You're a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? ( France)
A: No, WE don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first
yılbasi kutlamalari-santa vs naso
'Noel Baba'nın herhangi bir babalığını görmedik'...
enteresan tabi..radikalde okudugum bu haber son zamanlarda tam bir anlam veremedigim haberler listesinde en baslarda..
http://www.radikal.com.tr/haber.php?haberno=243263
".......Ekranda yansıtılan görüntülerde Noel Baba ile Nasrettin Hoca karakterleri karşılaştırıldı. Nasrettin Hoca için 'herkesin babasıdır' ifadesi kullanılırken Noel Baba için "Aslen Antalyalıdır, ama asimile olmuştur" denildi. Karşılaştırma şöyle devam etti: "Noel Baba bütün çocuklara hediye vermek gibi 'imkânsız bir fikrin' kahramanıdır. Nasrettin Hoca parayı veren düdüğü çalar dürüstlüğüyle realist bir kimsedir. Noel Baba çam ağaçlarının toplu katliamında başrol oynar. Nasrettin Hoca sadece kendi bindiği dalı keser. Noel Baba geyiklerin çektiği kızakla üstelik uçarak itici bir sürreailete içindedir. Nasrettin Hoca eşeğine ters binerek real ortamda sürreallik gösterdiği için daha çarpıcıdır. Noel Baba herhangi bir babalığını görmediğimiz bir babadır. Nasrettin Hoca hepimizin hocasıdır." "
acikcasi shovun bu "santa vs. nasrettin" kismini hazirlayan kimsenin duyarli tespitlerine ne yalan soyliyim hayran kalmadim degil...şaka yapmiyorum..ozellikle santa icin "imkansiz bir fikrin kahramanidir, itici bir surrealite icindedir", nasrettin icin "real ortamda surreallik gostermektedir" seklindeki tespitleri gercekten i-na-nil-maz!
1)Not:
az once konuyla ilgili Levent kardesimle yaptigim gorus alisverisine gore, yukarıda yapilan tespitler lemandan arakmis.bu durumda bu olayi hazirlayan kisi Leman dergisinden arakladigi bu laflarin Zeytinburnu'ndaki haremlik seramlik crowda hitap edecegini ve eglendirecegini dusunmus..bu da baya bi dusundurucu aslinda.
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